Does anything make sense?

Saylor buys every local top.MAKES NO SENSE
They print infinite money, but I still have none.MAKES NO SENSE
Trump is buying, but markets are capitulating.MAKES NO SENSE
BTC dumps 3% while alts dump 80%.MAKES NO SENSE
ETH gas fees higher than my trade size.MAKES NO SENSE
Solana goes down, but price goes up.MAKES NO SENSE
Every time I buy, the coin nukes. Every time I sell, it moons.MAKES NO SENSE
Dev is doxxed, but still rugs.MAKES NO SENSE
Everyone bearish, but market rallies.MAKES NO SENSE